Facebook’s Schrage Answers Users’ Privacy Questions: “Stop complaining, you poor confused twits,” says executive.
Well, not really. But that is the just of what Elliot Schrage says in his NYTimes.com response to readers’ questions about Facebook’s recent privacy changes.
The article is a litany of misdirections and intentionally confusing counterpoints to a series of very legitimate and serious questions posed by readers, mixed with a healthy dose of faux-contrition and pseudo-self-flagellation. “We must do a better job communicating,” must be French for, “no, no, you idiots, this is really a good thing that we’re doing. Shut up and enjoy it.”
I believe the technical term for that behavior would be, “tone-deafness.” Although it goes to show that Mr. Schrage knows well the first rule of media relations: if you don’t like the question being asked, answer a different question.
To illustrate, let me extract a few choice quotes and offer what I think is a reasonable clarification rebuttal debullshitification:
Reading the questions was a painful but productive exercise. Part of that pain comes from empathy.
Translation: We feel your pain. Really. We’re not suffering in any way, but our PR department says that people respond better when you communicate empathy. Also, I read that in “7 Habits of Highly Effective People.”
It’s clear that despite our efforts, we are not doing a good enough job communicating the changes that we’re making.
Translation: There’s nothing we’re doing that anyone can legitimately be upset about. Rather, many of our users are too stupid to understand why these changes actually benefit them. We must do a better job explaining those benefits, to you morons.
A better response might have been, “we are willing to accept at face value that the changes we’ve made are disruptive to our customers’ lives. We think there are legitimate reasons why these changes are ultimately beneficial, but we’ve not done a very good job of making that case.”
My biggest concern reading these comments has been the incorrect perception that we don’t care about user privacy or that we’ll sacrifice user privacy in exchange for advertising. That’s just not true. We want to be trusted partners with our users in helping manage those tensions. (Emphasis mine.)
This should be a real eye-opener to everyone: while it’s probably not a surprise that Facebook is in business to make money, what should be alarming is that they identify and empathize with a tension between user’s privacy rights, and their own profit motive. As the party which stands to gain the most from any determination as to which way the pendulum will swing, Facebook is exactly the wrong party to be negotiating this balance.
When you buy a car, would you really rely on the sales room manager to broker your negotiation between you and the car salesman?
If Facebook is going to succeed — and we will — it’s not going to be because we think our definition of privacy and user control is better than yours. It will be because we’ll do the best job of responding to your questions and concerns about privacy and information control.
Wow! Not, “because we will build a service which our customers trust,” but, “because we’ll respond well to your questions.” I don’t know that he was planning on presenting this obvious a disdain for Facebook’s customers, but it comes across well.
We know that changing Facebook — something people have demonstrated is important to them — can be unsettling… Clearly, we need to rethink the tempo of change and how we communicate it. Trust me. We’ll do better.
Calm down, fair citizens, we have the situation in hand. You are but frightened babes crawling aimlessly through the forest, and we are sorry it is so scary. But trust is, we will do a better job explaining it all in language you can understand.
Joining Facebook is a conscious choice by vast numbers of people who have stepped forward deliberately and intentionally to connect and share.
Yes, joining Facebook was a conscious choice. Changing the way my personal information is shared, and then telling me to go pound sand if I don’t like it, (“If you’re not comfortable sharing, don’t.”), was your choice, not mine.
I could go on, but instead read the article and especially the comments.
